To clear your conscience, you should book a room on the approved list this year, but not attend the WT crapvention.
Or you could attend and break some different rules, like:
- Save lots of extra seats, then argue with the attendants when they try to take them.
- Use more paper towels than you're supposed to.
- Walk around the stadium talking to anyone or nobody, during the session.
- And, of course, dress immodestly. Like for a dude, wear a short skirt that also shows lots of cleavage (as displayed by Benny Hill, below). And high heals that are an invitation to a fall and ensuing lawsuit.